Lust Island. Scilly Isles 6. Written by Richard Alan Gardham.

Lust Island. Scilly Isles 6. Written by Richard Alan Gardham. Transcribed by Angela Gardham.

The launch pulled slowly up to the rocks. The huge bulky seals were already dropping into the water, only their heads showed, They were bobbing up and down like thrushes with huge spotted chests, disappearing under the water to reappear an’ stare at us all leaning over the side staring at them. This blonde was leaning well over the side, an’ well, that rear quarter was quite something. The seals kept bobbing up and down an’ Fred was in the boat too. He dropped the words very softly “wouldn’t it be nice to enter her at the rear”, an’ gave a sigh an’ rolled his eyes around.

The water was green and deep out here. I bet there’s some big fish out there. The big armed boatman shouted out politely for not too many people to lean over the boat at one side in case they tipped her over. “We don’t all want to end up with the seals, do we?”

“Boy, the one I was with last night could she f…. She wouldn’t let me get off. I felt knackered Dick”. “You shouldn’t be such a greedy bastard”. We were sat on the wall. “This place gets too much. Everything’s legal here. Makes you wonder how - the island is so small, boats full of c… coming in every day. I f…. the daughter and week after I f…. the mother. They were both nice. The daughter found out. She wouldn’t speak to me for the rest of the holiday. Mind you they both waved when they left.” The boat soon disappeared around the rocks heading for the mainland. “You can’t put a foot wrong here Dick. Where would you be better off?” “Come on Fred, back to the kitchen”.